Accident Prone
The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.
Example:
Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!
Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!