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half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.

[HALF PAST FUCK]

by K9Guy on Oct 06, 2009 19:18:59

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

Example:
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

half-pinted-fuck

by carnette on Sep 23, 2023 19:23:29

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Example:
Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

HALF PAST FUCK

by K9Guy on Oct 06, 2009 19:37:16

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

Half Titty Fuck

by King of Thorns on Jan 01, 2011 17:57:51

When you insert your penis between a girl's boob and where her arm is. Armpit fuck sounds nasty, but half titty fuck is hot.

Example:
Yesterday, Lewis half titty fucked Jayna, and she let him cum on her face. Today, he half titty fucked Kristin, but she TOLD HIM HAD TO CUM in the waste basket!

Half fuck

by Hatcit5 on Jul 26, 2020 10:54:35

Half fuck when she gets off and quits mid fuck

Example:
Last night she half fucked me and I went to bed hard

Half-fucked

by joggerslife on Feb 04, 2010 00:26:16

The condition of being partially-satisfied, which could pertain to sex or any other life event. A 'half-fucking' is sometimes followed with the expression "it's not you, it's me".

Example:
"Everything was going fine, and then he just left me lying there, half-fucked and naked."

half fuck

by bigheadwillie on Aug 12, 2009 00:58:22

Unfinished, or partially completed fuck.

Example:
My girlfriend dismounted me half fuck, all because i bit her nipple off.

I don't give half a fuck

by Jumpingrat on Jul 02, 2006 22:01:24

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Example:
Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

Half of zero fucks

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds on Oct 11, 2022 01:42:45

You may think half of zero is just zero right? WRONG! half of zero in this case is more than zero, but not one. Let me explain. Saying "I don't give half of zero fucks about that" is more intense than saying "I don't give zero fucks about that
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.

Example:
Person 1: Look at this new thing I made.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.

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