Auld
One who insists on basing life around rules, lists, money, and perfectionism. An auld will go about life insisting complete and total control over any activity large or small that may or may not involve or even directly affect him/her. An auld believes that he/she is always "ahead of the game" when in actuality, the auld is the butt of all jokes and is viewed by others as comedic relief.
Example:
I was aulded into running errands with my friend today because i ran out of opposing arguments.
I was aulded into running errands with my friend today because i ran out of opposing arguments.
Auld Reekie
The old Scots pet name for Edinburgh.
It means Old Smoky in English and refers to the lum reek (chimney smoke) that used to hang over the city
It means Old Smoky in English and refers to the lum reek (chimney smoke) that used to hang over the city
auld one
auld langxiety
The kind of anxiety that arises as one bids farewell to the old year at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.
Example:
"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."
"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."
Auld slapper
Auld queen
Example:
The auld lad and auld queen weren't happy when i landed back to the house from geogos with a dirt bird
The auld lad and auld queen weren't happy when i landed back to the house from geogos with a dirt bird
Auld-langxiety
Example:
As the twelth chime came for January, half the room were revelling in Auld-Lang-Syne the other half in auld-langxiety.
As the twelth chime came for January, half the room were revelling in Auld-Lang-Syne the other half in auld-langxiety.
auld fella
An old homophobe who is close to retirement age.
He sit’s around all day not working and rubbing his filthy hands together.
He fantasises about the warm love of a man, whist hating himself for his own homoerotic urges.
He sit’s around all day not working and rubbing his filthy hands together.
He fantasises about the warm love of a man, whist hating himself for his own homoerotic urges.