Chilliwacked
Chilliiwack one of the worst cities in Canada for theft and break and enters. If your stuff goes missing you got Chilliwacked. Chilliwack has higher theft rates than most American cities. Thanks in part to a large number of drug users
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Your typical white town where all the teens do is skip school and smoke weed whilst the elders attend church and scream at youngins for shitting on their lawn. Half the kids enrolled in school are genuinely going to do nothing in life besides further abuse tax payers money via the many gracious welfare programs. I can't decide what students struggle with more--properly using a condom or passing workplace mathematics.Chilliwacker
Chilliwack is 1 of Canada's highest property crime cities, located in British Columbia's Fraser Valley. Aka The Bible belt. Bordered to the west by Abbotsford (highest # of churches per capita) & to the east by Hope (highest occult following per capita) it is not surprising to learn that Chilliwack has the highest concentration of dishonest, drug addled, inbred citizenry in North America. If you have something stolen or broken into, you have been Chilliwacked, but if you are the culprit of such thievery, you are the Chiliwacker
Chilliwack
A town in Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada. It is filled with religious people and junkies you can tell them apart because the junkies will have scabs on there face and other typical crack head features. The religious people in Chilliwack look a little better but suffer from a very narrow gene pool. As a result are not able to grasp simple concepts like evolution, The world being older than 6000 years, And the difficulty Moses would have had collecting two of all the animals.
Example:
Typical conversation in Chilliwack.
person A: This global warming stuff is interesting what do you think about it?
person B: God already flooded the world once and it won't happen again if we go to church.
person A: Okay then, I'm going to buy drugs, that was painful.
person B: God hates you then! My pastor who is my dads brother married to my sister told me so.
Typical conversation in Chilliwack.
person A: This global warming stuff is interesting what do you think about it?
person B: God already flooded the world once and it won't happen again if we go to church.
person A: Okay then, I'm going to buy drugs, that was painful.
person B: God hates you then! My pastor who is my dads brother married to my sister told me so.
Chilliwack
Chilliwack is a community in the Fraser Valley. A farming community that has the best corn. It's made up of hard working families that enjoy sports, hiking, camping and fishing. We love our Chilliwack Chiefs and support our kids in whatever sports they do. Our scenery is breath taking and our rivers have the best fishing around.
Proud to be a Chilliwack resident.
Proud to be a Chilliwack resident.
Chilliwack gerbil
A rare species of gerbil that used to flourish in the wild fields of chilliwack until some hoe decided to start using them as fuck toys and made the species endangered.
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CHILLIWACK.
Example:
It is not true about the STICKS and STONES saying as my recommendation no emotion I remember at the time , to CLIFF in FEBRUARY 1976 who wanted me to run away with him when he came up to me in STUDY HALL on the ground floor as I refused and later when he was visiting my DORM ROOM I did a CHILLIWACK. , and he jumped offf SELLERY HALL DORMITORY because I told him to get the album , HOW DARE YOU? by 10cc and I know where he JUMPED and that was when he went back listened to the HAUNT between HOW DARE YOU the first cut and LAZY DAY closely the second cut and only HALF way thru to the third cut which is the TW0 AND A HALF which is " I WANNA RULE THE WORLD".
It is not true about the STICKS and STONES saying as my recommendation no emotion I remember at the time , to CLIFF in FEBRUARY 1976 who wanted me to run away with him when he came up to me in STUDY HALL on the ground floor as I refused and later when he was visiting my DORM ROOM I did a CHILLIWACK. , and he jumped offf SELLERY HALL DORMITORY because I told him to get the album , HOW DARE YOU? by 10cc and I know where he JUMPED and that was when he went back listened to the HAUNT between HOW DARE YOU the first cut and LAZY DAY closely the second cut and only HALF way thru to the third cut which is the TW0 AND A HALF which is " I WANNA RULE THE WORLD".
Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening
When 12 Step members don’t actually grow and change, but instead have fragile egos that lead them to threats and violence.
Example:
“Bro, the new guy at our meeting called me out on my character defects, I almost had a Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening on his ass, bro”.
“Bro, the new guy at our meeting called me out on my character defects, I almost had a Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening on his ass, bro”.
BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK
A great highly underrated band from CANADA DRY who sang one of the best songs ever written about a lot of people and especially me.
Example:
It was so BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK today as so much so I pissed my pants twice and I not very adept as so Out APt as I respect and always APt not too touch anybody'property as there was a RED CAUTION window shade pulled down over the TEMPORARY INTENTIONAL LONE CELL as RED is the SECONDARY AI but BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK is THE FIRST with a nice MUSHROOM HEAD.
It was so BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK today as so much so I pissed my pants twice and I not very adept as so Out APt as I respect and always APt not too touch anybody'property as there was a RED CAUTION window shade pulled down over the TEMPORARY INTENTIONAL LONE CELL as RED is the SECONDARY AI but BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK is THE FIRST with a nice MUSHROOM HEAD.