cingular

A phone company that nobody seems to know whether it's really good or really bad because everyone is on crack.



cingular
The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.

Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States.
Example:
"Cingular's logo is called Jack."


cingular
Example:
Me: "Hey, Jeff?"

Jeff: Hey, what's u-"

Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!"


cingular
1 - A mobile phone operator in the United States of America. Currently for voice operates GSM 850 and 1900 service, with a larger 850 footprint. Cingular also offers D-AMPS TDMA and AMPS analogue capability, although thse networks will be turned off in 2008. 3g UMTS, for example is the next evolution of their network - relying on W-CDMA in conjunction with the GSM associations specifications on the UMTS standard.

The company aquired AT&T Wirelss in 2004, thus posessing a substantially larger tower-base than they had previously.

Cingiuar Wireless has roaming aggreements with T-Mobile, but only for T-Mobile customers to access the Cingular network. Currently, Cingular wireless seem to be a "love it or hate it" mobile operator: Many blindly love it, many blindly hate it because they aren't willing to spend more than five minutes to solve a problem, or are in an area with poor coverage to begin with. And wonder why their mobiles do not work well.

Like its competitors, Cingular is consistently slandered by users who expect a mobile phone to be 100% crystal-clear at all times, with no dropped calls, no digital garble, and the realiability of a land line mobile. Yet, with over 50 million subscribers, it seems to maintain the largest footprint in the US.

Example:
a - My Cingular mobile seems to allow me to actually use OBEX file transfer. What? What do you mean your Verizon is crippled?

b - I get reception in the basement of my house with Verizon, but not Cingular.

c - Cingular sucks! This seems to be a phrase that is repeated by people who have never even used the service in the North East...

d - Cingular is the best! They rock my socks off! Fanboyism, perhaps?


cingular
When the spongey tissue in your penis becomes engorged with blood and erect in the act of "raising the bar."
Example:
Guy 1: "Yo dude, that chick is sooo hot she's giving me a boner."

Guy 2: "Forget your boner man, she's giving me a cingular!"


cingular
(noun)
1. A phone company that really stinks.
2. An exclamation of disgust or discontent.

(adjective)
Suckish and/or annoying. Really bad.
Example:
(noun)
1.
Jeff: "Hey, buddy. What service do you have?"
John: "I have Cingular."
Jeff: "I'm so sorry."
2.
Jeff: "I like to eat babies."
John: "Eww! Cingular!"

(adjective)
Jeff: "I eat babies!"
John: "Eww! That's really Cingular!"


cingular
/*SIN*/gu/lar/ (n.)

The singular most irritating cell phone provider on the planet.

They're eating up cell phone companies like candy and turning the old company's great service into the CINGULAR CROCK OF SHIT.

All service representatives are well trained in the arts of the "NO". No, there's nothing wrong with your ten-thousand-dollar bill. Yes, your phone dialed Jamaica for 10 hours by accident, but that's not our fault *cough*. Yes we have shitty featureless phones. Yes we overcharge for data usage. BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION? NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY.

A good-for-nothing monopolizing company that cares about as much about you as Microsoft does.

Add that to the fact that Cingular has the CINGLE worst quality of ANY provider in the world, even though they have swallowed more cell companies than I care to think about, and you have no arguement about the worst cell phone provider in the world.

Cingular C'uks.
Example:
Hey Dan, you got a cell phone?
Sure.
ACCK! It's Cingular! I'll just use a pay phone. No thanks.
Why?
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!


Cingular
A company that claims that a "Leading Independant Research Company" says they have the fewest dropped calls. I wish they could tell me the name of this Research Company so I could tell them that they're full of shit!

A piece of crap provider. I signed with AT&T and they were awsome, as soon as they got bought out, everything went to hell. I can't wait for my contract to be over.
Example:
Fuck Cingular! My calls drop all the time!


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