cling on

little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. Usually in men with particularly hairy arses.



cling on
That little booger that gets stuck in your nose and you can't get it out.
Example:
Kels had that cling on for a week!


Cling-on
Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Example:
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!


Cling
A dude so desperate that he hits on every woman to the point of becoming a nuisance. He will orbit around women while they are trying to work, believing he is saying what they want to hear, but is actually beyond annoying and disruptive.

Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
Example:
"ugh, a cling came into my work today, he literally followed every woman around the store asking everyone out, security had to ask him to leave. We couldnt even get work done"


cling-on
1.loser
2.friendly yet annoying
A term used for a social and academic loser who, in a desperate attempt to re-gain popularity, befriends an individual to the near point of stalking them.
Example:
dave is a cling-on. Get him away from me


Cling on
When a female starts talking to a guy and is instantly obsessed with him. goes to all means to attach herself to him. multple phone calls and text messages may occur till she knows exactly what he is doing.
Example:
olesia is cling on to him like a fat kid loves cake.


clinging
a sexual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. This is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their sexual games.
Example:
" steven, you know that sexual technique you suggested last tuesday, what was it called again "
" i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! "
" well....are you busy now "
" they don't call me steven the clinging bastard nothing sweet cheeks "


Cling
An item (a ring or even a stud) that has been pierced through or aorund a woman's clitoris. Clit+Ring = Cling
Example:
"Dude, I went down on this chick last night only to dicsover that she has a cling. For whatever reason, I did not get anal last night. I'm confused."


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