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clocktower

A nickname for a kid whose actually named blake.This kid must be tall-6' is preferredHis main purpose in life is to grab books from shelfs And tell time exactlyHe must also tell very very very random storiesAnd find 5 dollars

Clocktower

by Legion Coleke on Jun 28, 2009 10:31:04

Someone who has passed the tipping point and is now homicidal.

Example:
Glick's going to totally go Clocktower when he finds out that he's not getting hired back. What a retard.

Clocktower

by Mr Fisty on Jun 19, 2006 07:53:53

A person who's gone beyond the point of crazy and has finally flipped out.

Derives it's origins from the crazies who have taken a rifle to the top of a clock tower, presumably because the ticking of a giant clock is soothing to some people.

Example:
"Whoa man, did you hear that Mickey went nuts and panched that guy for dinging his car?"

"Yeah, I always thought he was a total Clocktower."

or

"If I don't make some friends soon, I'm gonna go Clocktower."

clocktower therapy

by Andrew on Jul 03, 2004 13:49:34

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.

Example:
"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."

clocktower 3

by Evil Bella on Jan 02, 2004 05:45:16

A really cool japanese PS2 game featuring Alyssa, a british girl that saves tortured souls of dead people. Her skirt flys up alot.

Example:
Hey check it out... Alyssas skirt just flew up again! Booty! Whoo hoo!

clocktower therapy

by c_t_therapy on Nov 06, 2007 00:02:42

A group of mental health professionals in Springfield, IL that help people with a variety of mental health problems.

Example:
I'm felling depressed so I'll go see the professionals at Clocktower Therapy Center in Springfield, IL

save the clocktower

by punkrovkr827 on Mar 24, 2010 10:37:38

a phrase that is used to cock block; it is either exclaimed out loud or said behind the back of the one being cock-blocked; in reference to the scene in Back to the Future

Example:
Bill: Check it out! Andy and Katy are really going at it.

John: SAVE THE CLOCKTOWER!

Irish Clocktower

by CIRCUS1337 on Oct 20, 2008 12:28:37

The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism.

Example:
"Dude John just gave Stacy an Irish Clocktower!"
"How long did it take John to jism?"
"5 minutes."
"Thats John's new record!"

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