crack ho
by Mike Oxhard on Jul 11, 2006 04:19:51
1) a prostitute who only
sells access to his or her anus. 2)
butt monkey 3) a girl who exposes her
anal cleft by wearing pants that ride too low.
Example:
Man, sometimes you can get
a crack ho for half as much as
a taco ho.
Crack Ho Skinny Diet
by John Wesley on Feb 12, 2008 23:07:19
Diet so severe and lacking in nutrition, the person on it either has the goal of looking like a crack whore or trying to
get back down to their
birth weight. Composed of "nibbling" instead of eating, even buffet plates of food look like appetizers. Food items such as tacos and burritos are comprised of a few small pieces of rinsed turkey meat and a single sliver of cheese (if they splurge). The avid
dieter even orders small waters to go with their salads to avoid the calories ice contains.
Example:
Customer: "i'll have the 3 inch
turkey club sandwich with the turkey meat dragged across the bread, a pickle with
no juice and a small water."
Subway: "you must be on the crack ho skinny diet."
Dieter: "I like to put lemon juice on my
baked potatoe as a butter substitute, tastes just like it"
Observer: "you dumb bitch, lemon makes anything taste like LEMON!"