dialup
by Pantyhose lover on Jun 18, 2005 11:31:01
1) A piece of shit way to
connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or
high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.
2) See
aol or hell.
Example:
Damn this porn video is fucking hot *
fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her
pantyhose off *fap fap fap
fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*
Dialup
by izcool on Jan 12, 2009 09:27:15
Example:
Nobody should have
dialup anymore, because in this
day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download
speeds.
dialup
by Anonymous on May 03, 2003 04:47:01
Example:
Arwyn is a dialup
dialup
by nick alvinaotr on Jan 12, 2005 08:55:03
dialup
by nick alvinator on Jan 13, 2005 09:37:41
Example:
- Dude your computer is
slow
-- dialup
-
ohhh
dialup
by Bobbias on Sep 17, 2007 13:38:54
An internet connection that once was the standard way to connect to the internet. Eventually, it was
outmoded by DSL and other High-Speed connections. In many places, people are still
unable to connect to
high-speed internet and are forced to suffer in the hell that is slow downloads, unstable connections, and in some cases AOL.
Example:
"100
megs? I'm on dialup,
that'll take hours!"
"Quit being a cheap pussy and get a real connection!"
"But I like
AOL..."
"I'm never talking to you again."
dialup
by Josh Pelman on Feb 10, 2005 06:32:46
Example:
"I'll
dial-up Bill"
"Bill, are you at your
computer? What time is 'The matrix' playing?"
dialup
by neochica on Sep 01, 2007 08:13:13
perhaps the definition of
technological
evil often associated with the
blaring,
deafening,
screeching noises it makes as it
starts up. "BEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaHHHhhhhccccSHHHHHHHH
SHHHHHHHcccccccccccccc"
Dialup
by DerpMcStuffins on Jul 11, 2016 22:25:16
Dialup is a service that allows internet through a telephone line. Connect one end of the telephone line to the
modem of your computer and the other end into your telephone jack. You couldn't
use the phone and go online at the same time. This was basically how you used the internet before wifi. Or if you were me, wifi wasn't available where you lived so you used
dialup..
Example:
Me:
Hey Bob. Wanna hear something cool?
Bob: Yeah?
Me: I used to use
dialup.
Bob:
Holy shit you're old.