A term best used to describe a position for anyone who works in the automotive field. This usually refers to getting screwed over by every single person that the individual comes in contact with, usually insurance companies, customers, manufacturers, bosses, owners, bums, credit criminals, scumbags, dirtbags, hosebags, and all around bags. The professional auto tech usually requires an average of 12 beers just to calm down after a long day of getting long dicked, his boss is probably dead from suicide, and his co workers are usualy miserable because they too have been ass fucked so hard that a dinner plate can easily be inserted into the anus without actually touching the sphincter. Most of these unfortunate individuals are well on their way to the insane asylum, so have some pity on them. Remember when you go to your local auto dealer to get your fucking rat fixed, you are probably the asshole that caused all this misery, so lighten up on the poor bastards. One day, one of them may go off the deep end and just fuckin' pop you one in the cocksucker.

A band invented by the inventors at ABC for the TV show 'Lost'. Very successful, main strife at heart caused by two brothers: Liam and Charlie Pace. Hit song: (You All) Everybody, written by Charlie Pace, who is stuck on the godforsaken Island with a plane full of heroine. But don't tell Claire that. Oops, too late...

The shaft that makes a car move, it transfers power from the tranmission to the axle.

A hard part to fix/replace on a vehicle. It usually requires: wrenches, an acetylene torch, a sledge hammer, two mechanics (preferably white trash shade tree machanics), charts & graphs, lunch from a taco truck, and lots of pain killers and bandages for when you hurt/cut/burn yourself while fixing it.

The shaft that makes a car move, it transfers power from the tranmission to the axle.

A hard part to fix/replace on a vehicle. It usually requires: wrenches, an acetylene torch, a sledge hammer, two mechanics (preferably white trash shade tree machanics), charts & graphs, lunch from a taco truck, and lots of pain killers and bandages for when you hurt/cut/burn yourself while fixing it.

Woman who thinks she's an expert mechanic, when she can't even find her keys half the time.

Woman who won't stop trying to impress people with nonsense - doesn't know what she's talking about.