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mechanic

1. A person who fixes things, esp. cars, planes and bicycles.2. A cliched term for an "assassin" in movies that has no equivalent in the real world.

mechanic

by Guy Dalziel on Mar 01, 2006 06:35:10

A card-dealer at high-stakes poker who is adroit at manipulating the cards in the deck to favor one player over another.

Example:
"Don't worry kid," Shooter said, "No one will know. I'm one helluva mechanic."

-- Richard Jessup, "The Cincinnati Kid"

mechanic

by eddie6775 on Jan 01, 2011 02:55:38

A person whom is skilled in the use of tools and repair or fabrication of mechanical devices.
Not necessarily just cars and trucks.

The term mechanic but a few generations ago was a skill level in the industrial trades. covering many different lines of work.

Example:
I'm a mechanic, but wish to become a machinist and eventually a tool maker.

mechanic

by Baseologist on Jul 03, 2003 15:41:31

Once aided in saving the universe by informing Captain that somebody had set up us the bomb, thus causing Captin to launch, or "take off", every zig.

Example:
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

mechanic

by Stanley Kunitz on Oct 03, 2005 11:26:42

A paid assassin who "fixes" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.

Example:
You wantsta rub him out? You hires yourself a mechanic. Easy.

Mechanic

by Yeret on Mar 13, 2017 12:11:14

The first person that you want as a friend, the last person that you want as an enemy.

Example:
Joe: My Trans Am's pretty sweet but I really don't know diddly squat about cars. I need to befriend a good mechanic so I can keep her running sweet.

Jon: I punched a dude at the bar last Friday. Little did I know that he would be the mechanic that would be doing my brake job last Monday. Now I'm laid up in the hospital with a fractured skull and my car's somewhere between a crusher and a foundry.

Mechanic

by American-Kiwi17 on Feb 08, 2017 02:06:54

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data from those of questionable knowledge.

Example:
It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing.

mechanicing

by Mr_Shlaapu on Apr 02, 2016 07:54:43

Working on or fixing a mechanical machine or part. Most likely vehicles.

Example:
I was mechanicing on my god dam truck until 3 am.

The Mechanic

by Lehmdawg on Jun 13, 2019 07:21:04

A sexual position where someone is licking a girl's ass and fingering her vagina simultaneously. Also, the mechanic can also be when someone is licking a girl's vagina and fingering her ass simultaneously. It is called "the mechanic" because you are "checking the oil" and "checking under the hood" at the same time.

Example:
Damn bro my girl got really mad at me last night. Looks like tonight I'm gonna hafta give her the mechanic to get outta the dog house.

Mechanic

by American-Kiwi17 on Feb 08, 2017 02:02:02

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable date from those of questionable knowledge.

Example:
It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

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