ducting

When a guy ejaculates into your eye, specifically the tear duct.



Duct ape
A reclusive member of the primate family which resides in air ducts. Can occasionally be heard making large crashing sounds which are often explained away by upper management as the turning on and off of vague air-flow systems.
Example:
The 3rd floor duct ape threw another banana at me this morning.


Duct Tape
God's gift to man. The perfect mix between untility and cost. The average sized role of duct tape costs less than $2 and is availiable to be purchased almost anywhere. Duct tape is not as sticky as Gorrila Tape, but it is much less expensive and more easily obtained. Every man must have a roll of duct tape somewhere. It is the perfect addition to the car, utility closet and tool box of anyone.

Duct tape was origionally created during World War 2 for the US military to water-proof ammunition crates in the wet climates of the Pacific and Northern Europe. The water-proof qualities earned it the name Duck Tape as it repelled water like a duck's feathers. GIs then began using this tape for fixing things in the field. After the war, this useful product was unsuccesfully used to seal duct work (hence the generic name) later to be replaced by foil tape. The two main producers of quality duct tape are Duck Tape and 3M. It is ussually found in the full-sized, gray roll. However, it can be found in many colors and sizes with many backings (plastic, rubber, fibered etc).
Example:
Something is officialy broken when it cannot be fixed with duct tape.


Duct Tape
Make things that shouldn't move stay put. The opposite of WD40.
Example:


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