gonch
Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.aka gawnch or gonchiesgonch
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Gonch
GONCH
A Gonch is a huge heavy gut on a male aged between 20-60 who drink way to much beer, dodge salads and do fuck all anything physical, they love sitting on the couch demolishing cans of VB, tooheys or cartlon while getting abused by their female counterparty.
Example:
Have you seen Davo latly? He has a deadset gonch! Fuckn he needs to let some air out of that front tire ASAP or he might become a fukn circle, they recon he smashs 4 garlos pies a day
Have you seen Davo latly? He has a deadset gonch! Fuckn he needs to let some air out of that front tire ASAP or he might become a fukn circle, they recon he smashs 4 garlos pies a day
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gonch monster
Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).
Example:
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.