haft's

The shortening of the two words have and to. Use ‘to’ after using this word.



haft
a story or comment that has no point. the story is told with great enthusiasm. the listener waits expectantly to hear the punch line or moral of the story. when it arrives they are left feeling disappointed and deflated that they just wasted 20 minutes listening to a pointless story that is only amusing to the teller.
Example:
"I was listening to Stefanie tell me about what happened to her when she was driving home, but it just turned out to be another HAFT."


HAFTS
"Have a Fucking Terrible Summer." The alternative to writing HAGS (Have a Great Summer) in someone's yearbook. Can be done in jest to a friend or to someone you actually hate. In the latter case you typically wouldn't tell the person what it means.
Example:
Billy: "HAFTS... what does that mean?"
Bob: "Have a fucking terrible summer. You know I'm just joking!"

Mandy: "I wrote HAFTS in her yearbook; she has no idea what it means!"


Haft
Haft is a word created by one beautiful A.R.M.Y (bts' fan), it's a mix between the word 'hard' and 'soft' , so if you're a mix of a 'hard' and a 'soft' stan, you're simply a HAFT stan .
Example:
"I think you're a haft stan"

"tf is that?"

"it's basically enjoying both hoseok's aegyo and hip thrusts"

"....oh"


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