corporation
by Trismegistus97 on Feb 09, 2013 22:59:47
1. Your business becomes successful to the point where you decide that you no longer want to take responsibility of it, however you decide to keep your status by renaming your position as CEO,
CFO, etc. so that you can determine your own ridiculous salary and sell your stocks to "shareholders" who then take responsibility of your business. Furthermore, if your company is a
bank you can then purposely go bankrupt so that the government can bail you out to give yourself a bonus in addition to your ridiculous salary because the taxpayers will pay it and they don't have any say-so in the government. You can also donate money without paying taxes to a
politician's shell corporation so that nobody will ever know it was you "on record." You also (wrongly) assume that the average
taxpayer is too stupid to know what's going on here.
2. An expletive used to describe anything that amounts to investment without return.
Example:
I should incorporate my business so that I can sell stock to people and then purposely go bankrupt, get
bailed out, and
give myself a bonus on top of the ridiculous salary I already make!
or
Hey, did you see that new car that Tom bought for $50,000? It's made out of plastic and duct tape. It's
a real piece of corporation!!!
corporication
by Vinter on Apr 29, 2008 04:46:08
Corporication, a combination of corporation and fornication, embodies the principle of being screwed by the
corporations. Formed after the
rise and fall of the Roman empire true..see history of corporations the concept of a corporation was that the incorporated company had all the rights of an individual, yet (surprisingly) none of the ACCOUNTABILITY! This is how the corporations can ruin the ground water, dam up all the rivers,destroy the climate, poison our food with chemicals, and wreck the forests of the world. Corporification has resulted in the human species being at serious risk for extinction. The founding principle of the ability of corporations to do this, is the belief that people (you) are sheepified and will not respond, like a frog in
a beaker of water being slowly heated over a stove, you will sit, happy as long as you have your beer and pizza, and not bother worrying about the destruction of the world about you. Welcome to coporification!
Example:
Corporication. Long after the Alberta
tar sands had been mined of their oil, long after the forests had been denuded and
clearcut, the starving nation of Canada still did not understand the horrific
corporication their country had received. far away, in warmer climes, the very rich sipped their fancy drinks in their villas on the beach and congratulated themselves on a job well done.
Meanwhile, forever altered, Canadians succumbed to the erratic climate, droughts and fierce winters. Starvation and disease from polluted water ran amok, Canada was declared unfit for human habitation in the year 2045
The Corporate
by JMoney33 on Jul 19, 2009 01:09:51
When a guy blows his load in his hand, and
slaps the girl in the face with his
wad of cum, and says, "
You're Fired!".
corporate
by UsualSuspects on Jun 23, 2011 02:06:32
An up and coming superstar at a company that takes part in all company events and buys into corporate propaganda no matter
how ridiculous. Often wears a tie to work even though it's
business casual. Corporate often becomes their first name. A.K.A --
Golden Boy Example:
Where is your team lead at?
Corporate went to Alabama to run with the big wigs.
Really? Why?
Who knows,
that son of a bitch always has his lips
locked on someone at
the top's ass.
Corporate
by GoAskAlex1991 on Jan 11, 2012 02:59:35
Example:
Whenever I hear the word corporate, I get the image of indoctrinated people working on
bog standard computers within an eternal sea of cubicles. Each individual works continually with no expression. They simply do the job they are assigned to. They have no personal identity, only a
corporate identity. Every aspect of their being has been conditioned so they are only compatible within a
corporate environment. Every aspect of their lives is an extensive marketing campaign. They eat at McDonald's. They drink at Starbucks. They sleep on furniture made by IKEA. They are part of an entity which continues to destroy until there is nothing else, all for the sole purpose of generating profit. And somewhere deep inside these people is the underlying truth that somewhere down the line they lost their humanity, and became supporters of the institutions that destroyed it...
corporate
by Aramil on Nov 19, 2016 18:02:22
Someone who was once considered 'fun' before they entered the working world, but who is now 'boring'. Most often found when people leave university for an office job,
shedding their enjoyable social skin, and
donning a far less interesting one. These people obtain the 'corporate'
prefix infront of their name.
Example:
Max used to "
do what he wanted", but now, 'Corporate Max' is in bed by 9 and has
no time for his boys nor
shenanigans.