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holy ghost

a joint rolled out of a bible page

holy ghost

by Jeezy Creezy on Jul 15, 2006 15:00:24

Just about useless nowadays, just running around with a sheet over his head like an episode of "Scooby Doo".

Example:
"I would have succeeded if it wasn't for those meddling God and Jesus fellows!" ~Holy Ghost

Holy Ghosting

by TheHolyGhoster on Oct 07, 2018 08:29:35

Purposely & intentionally discontinuing contact with a friend, or more appropriately a lover, in the interest of bettering the ghostee’s life or preserving their virtue. Usually in the case that they have feelings for you that you don’t or cannot reciprocate, therefore, saving them from future heartache.

Example:
“I told him I wasn’t interested in anything serious, but he asked me to move in with him after one hang out sesh. I know I don’t feel the same way, and I don’t want to hurt him, so I ended up Holy Ghosting on that hoe.”

HOLY GHOST

by A real man's dictionary on Nov 29, 2018 22:29:50

A phrase used in surprise or extreme shock. Perhaps you have been scared or you are shocked by the stupidity of your classmates. The coining of this term originated in Ramsgate, due to the large factor that many families from abroad sent their children to school. The students from Africa in particular spread this phrase around like wildfire and before you knew it, everyone was HOLY GHOSTing, after its rise to fame it has since died out.

Example:
Friend: "BOO!"
You: "HOLY GHOST!"

or

An idiot: "Isn't the capital of France Spain?"
You: "HOLY GHOST"

Holy Ghosted

by Luneunion on Jan 29, 2018 01:47:31

When you thought your relationship with God was going well, but suddenly you can't feel the light of the Lord anymore and He stops answering your prayers.

Example:
I think I've been Holy Ghosted. Jesus isn't answering my prayers anymore.

holy ghosting

by laserboy on Apr 13, 2016 07:51:22

When your spirit leaves your body as a ghost and has sex with a virgin girl in her sleep, then informs her the next day that she is pregnant with your son.

Example:
Virgin Girl: Oh my god, I missed my period!!
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.

holy ghosting

by PhantomPooper on Dec 14, 2014 07:28:09

Much like the concept of a 'phantom poop' or the opposite of a 'cream pie'. Holy Ghosting is when you cum inside somebody's butthole & that shit is so tight, it doesn't come out.

Example:
Holy Ghosting:

"Hey man, I saw you leave the bar last night with that chick. What happened?"

"Dude, she took it like a champ. Holy Ghosted that shit."

"Nice!"

Holy Ghost

by Tequila me Softly on Jan 23, 2018 05:13:06

To lie on ones arm and penis until they both go numb, then jack off. As there is no sensation it's as if a ghost is jacking off.

Example:
Joseph: "Dude, totally had a Holy Ghost last night and now Mary's Pregnant."

Judas: "Shit man, you'll have to lie about it."

Holy Ghost

by FatButtLarry on May 09, 2007 03:06:19

Related, but not identical to a Mother Teresa, it is to bless thin air with semen, or other seminal fluid as if it is holy water.

Example:
I just gave that girl on food network a Holy Ghost. If only she were here right now, I'd Mother Teresa the f*#@ out of her!

Holy Ghost Batting

by JPL #2 on Oct 24, 2022 03:56:08

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Example:
Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

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