human stain
A young, small teenager who remarkably resembles a jizz stain. If you know a person who looks like this, then you must call him by his proper name: Jizzstain! Don't forget, calling the person a human stain will not do.
Example:
Dustin Maris was ridiculed for thousands of years by his fellow peers because his boyfriend thought that he looked like a slimey human stain.
Dustin Maris was ridiculed for thousands of years by his fellow peers because his boyfriend thought that he looked like a slimey human stain.