i'm dead

when someone asks you to do something and you don't wanna do it



I'm Dead
You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
Example:
"After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka."
"I'm dead."


I'm dead
When a fangirl starts to cry from happiness and they'll say, 'I'm DEAD!!" While screaming and falling off their beds
Example:
Person A: Have you heard their new song?
Person B: Yeah, at the end I'm dead... but I survived


I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"
Example:
Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.


fuck... i'm dead
is a super ultra mega heavy gore thrashing death grindcore band from Melbourne, Australia, formed in 2000.
Example:
o bother... i'm - no wait, fuck... i'm dead!!!


fuck... i'm dead
A drink that was made by a guy going to mexico from San Diego. While driving he mixed a bottle of bawls guarana with vodka and while drinking it with cousins in the car, a cop pulls right next to him while he was drinking it.(he was not pulled over)

Named after the band that was playing on the cd, and what he mudderd after seeing the cop. (he was not pulled over)

1 shot of vodka
1 bottle of bawls
Example:
i was drinking a fuck... i'm dead and cop pulls next to me.


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