When you have to crap and don't think you're going to make it. You run down the hall, drop your drawers and shit comes out as you're sitting down. Similar to the rolling rock scene in Indiana Jones movie lore.

When you go to a party and bring shitty beer (i.e. Natural Ice, etc) and you still drink the seasonal beers and craft ales already in the fridge. Just like Indy with the bag of sand for the idol. Watch out for the boulder....

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The greatest hero of all time. Has a fedora hat, a bull whip, a pistol, a leather jacket and a satchel containing important stuff. Was an archeologist in the 30s and 40s. He continually defied the entire nazi army.

The baddest mother fucker in all of the land. Can dodge big ass rocks, fist-fight nazis, babysit asian children, ride huge fucking elephants, swim sewers, fuck bitches, and get hitlers autograph. Nonetheless, he is a bitch when it comes to snakes.

Possibly the greatest BAMF of all time. He killed more Nazis in 6 hours of screentime than Eisenhower did in the War. Also, any attempt to argue against his greatness is proof of Nazi sympathy, and the perpetrator is to be labeled a Kraut and/or Hun.

when you wake up on the kitchen floor after a crazy party, you search the place for the fedora you lost the night before and you book it out of there faster than someone can say "boom goes the dynamite."

Gentlemen, we must educate ourselves. This was not a movie, Indiana Jones was a real person. And the things that went on therein, was all in real time, that is to say, it all actually happend the first time everyone seen it.

One of the coolest film heroes of all time, born in Princeton, New Jersey in 1899 (Indy not Harrison Ford), probably the best known archeologist in the world, Indy isn't official called Indiana but rather Henry Jones Jnr, but he was very fond of the family dog, Indiana so he became known as Indiana, his dad insists he is called Junior and this angers Indy as we find out in The Last Crusade, during the war he and his MI6 buddy, Hale, went on many adventures to stop the Nazis and Japanese getting sources of paranormal power, e.g in Indiana Jones and the Army of the Dead, Jones and Hale travel to Haiti to stop an army of undead! In 1947, he defeated the Babylonian god, Marduk (please play Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine) and in 1957 he went in search of his friend, Harold Oxley who had lost his marbles and ended up finding a crystal skull, which if returned gives the returner a "gift", to know everything and found he had a son (Mutt Williams a.k.a Herny Jones III), Mutt wasn't happy about this early on but it sunk in. During the 90's he still travelled, much to the opposition of his family, who thought he should settle down at nearly 100, and was a lecturer, and was willing to share stories of his youth with anyone who would listen.