jagex

an elite group of assholes paid to make a mass group of people who pay them to play a game for years only to have the game screwed up and the fun of it ripped out from under them all headed by their faithful ass clown leader andrew gower



jagex

by sanint on Mar 04, 2007 17:29:31

Jagex are a bunch of fat knob jockeys, that sit there all day improving there 'games'. with there rolls covering the screen probably cant even see what they are doing.

most people beleive andrew gower bumraped people so hard that they had to work there. and now Jagex has brought the world gayness 24/7
Example:
andrew gower: hey dude wanna come work at Jagex to help me make runescape a better place?

normal guy: nah im fine mate, got a good job

andrew gower: what c***? did u just get smart to me im gonna own u in the wildy with my {autobot} with my pure account {i cheated to make it, autobots etc).

yaaaaaaahhhh!!!! * andrew gower bumrapes him so hard the guy cant move*


jagex

by Qwexome on Mar 27, 2005 06:47:00

a company which has brought us the game called Runescape, which contrary to most n00bs' ideas, is quite good when you get better. Although many people bitch about bad service, it's your fault for trying to fight a lvl. 92 with full dragon armor and weapons, not the game's
Example:
Runescape has too many noobs, although i am not that high myself


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by feret on Jun 18, 2006 12:12:22

been playing thier game runescape now for a couple of years and its the gayest piece of shitfuck bullshit around, dont even think about playin it, itll fuck ur life :)
Example:
jagex is a faggot ass corperation and if i were the fuckn owner id stick a pistol down my throat if i wasnt such a sick perverted fuck


jagex

by Ricochet Sky on Feb 24, 2005 01:09:27

Created by a sick perveted fuck named Andrew Gower. He couldn't keep his dick in his pants so next thing he knew, he had a kid named Paul Gower. Now they both sit at their computers all day playing runescape because they cant help their little penuses.
Example:
Look its the owner of Jagex Ltd. Andrew, he must have a dick in a loop!


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by Sypi on Sep 25, 2010 20:27:38

To 'pull a Jagex': To screw something up; fix things that aren't broken; dramatically change things for the worse.
Example:
Person 1: "Dude, they just changed the whole theme."
Person 2: "God, what Jagex's."

Person 1: "They just changed the entire format for no reason?"
Person 2: "They pulled a real Jagex. Bastards."


Jagex

by Epic Xenon on Mar 03, 2008 11:50:16

A very underrated compary from 1999 to around 2007. Produced a hugely popular game with minimal cost. Unfortunately, they fell to the old addage: "Absolute power corrupts, absolutely."

In the final months of 2007 Jagex went on a power trip. They tried to control prices and got rid of the one truely great aspect of the game, PKing.

They claimed it was to "save the game", but, in the process ruined it for most everyone who played. eg. Ruinedscape
Example:
Person 1, June 2004: Yeah, I really liked Runescape, cheap and fun. PKing is great and easy to finace by Merchanting.

Person 1,January 2008: Well, Jagex went on a power trip and ruined their own creation. Killed merchanting as well as PKing. I have stopped playing, like thousands of others, in the wake.


Jagex

by reborntheglassbatch on Jan 03, 2008 05:04:39

A Java company which has made games such as Runescape, Gold Miner, and others. Started off with Runescape Classic, went on to Runescape 2; currently known as Runescape. Jagex used to care greatly about the well-being of players, HOWEVER, now they say one thing when announcing updates, and doing the opposite! (See below examples)
Example:
Example 1:

Me (reading Behind the Scenes a preview of the month's updates, posted by Jagex.): Hmm, it says there will be a duel arena update here....new tournaments....alright, sounds good!

*A week later at the time of the system update*

Me (reading Behind the Scenes): Hmmm.... duel tournament....better interface system...Large prizes....limitation of staking....WHAT! LIMITATION OF STAKING!? I don't recall reading this....

*Goes to Behind the Scenes posting*

Me: No..I definately did not see this...they lied to me, what Jerks...

Example 2:

Me: (Reading Behind the Scenes, one month later): Hmmm, two new games to the wilderness....one is clan oriented...another is about hunting your target, alright...doesn't sound that bad..

*Two Weeks later...*

Me: *reading Wilderness Update*: Hmmm....let's see...Clan Wars...sounds good....Bounty Hunter.....eh, it's alright.....No PKing (Player-killing)...WHAT! NO PLAYER KILLING!? DID I READ THIS ONCE!?

*goes to Behind the Scenes post for that month.*

Me: Nope....apparently not, man, these guys are jerks, they could've at least told me!


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