joe jonas

Brother of Nick, Kevin, and Frankie Jonas. Member of the Jonas Brothers. Destined to go solo one day. He makes the tambourine so sexy. Reigns from my home state of new jersey, which obviously makes him even more awesome. He makes tight pants look good. He's notorious for acting insane, talking without thinking, randomly taping himself along with his brothers and posting in on youtube. He used to rock the "joehawk" (Mohawk). He's known for his raps about "jacketz" and "girls" and reallly bad ass jokes. His voice and his bod makes any girl melt. He's pretty much amazing.



joe jonas

by mrs. joe jonas on Jan 21, 2008 08:50:59

Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.

HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
Example:
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"

"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"

"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"

"he's HUGE...that's NICE"

"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."


Joe Jonas

by JustAGirl<3 on Mar 22, 2009 04:12:16

A man part of a Disney band named The Jonas Brothers. My dorky friends who have been brainwashed want to marry him. In truth, his hair is shaggy, he needs to shave and his style in clothes is ucky. He scares me. He appeared in Camp Rock as a snobby pop star (there's a REASON he was so good with that role!!) who harbors friendship (secretly romance) with a chef's daughter. NOT the sexiest man alive like a few definitions say.
Example:
Kelsey: OMG JOE'S SOOO CUTE!!
Nikki: JOE JONAS IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND SO BACK OFF!! GRRR!!!
Me: Neither of you are gonna marry him, so get a fucking life..
Kelsey: You're just jealous cuz he loves me and not you so shut up you emo bitch!!
Nikki: Yeah! And he loves me cos i got his face tattooed right here on my boob and i have his name scribbled on all my panties and bras!! And when I go to their concert he'll see my tattoo and he'll throw away his purity ring and run away and marry me and we'll live in his fancy mansion have a million babies who will also be rich and famous and...
Me: *Walk away*


Joe Jonas

by KOIWASENSOU on Jul 11, 2009 14:19:08

An extremely ugly, cocksucking faggot who's a member of an ultra-shitty band called the Faggot Brothers.
He is also extremely jealous of Taylor Swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.
Example:
1. My brother is a total Joe Jonas. He's always wearing my clothes!
2. There goes Joe Jonas, the ugly motherfucker.
3. I looked at a picture of Joe Jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.


Joe Jonas

by OhxxSnap on Aug 20, 2007 07:59:09

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

a.k.a. Joseph
a.k.a. DJ DANGAAA
a.k.a. Joe Dirt
a.k.a. Superman
Example:
Joe Jonas is awesome.


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