kelso

hipster term for weird.



kelso
ADJ.
1. Kinky or crimped; may be used to describe anything unconventional.
Example:
He walked proudly into the room and displayed his kelso curls.

That music is so kelso!


Kelso
The highest level of sexyness you can acheive .... to be a sexy beats a pwn everyone at the act of being sexy
Example:
Kelly has alot of kelso, he must be really sexy


Kelso
A unit of measurement used to determine the sexual willingness of a random partner. Often referred to in the context of a verb, a 'Kelso' is equivalent to a full measure. A half-Kelso would suggest that an experience has been only somewhat satisfying. Example: She sucks, but does not swallow, she is only 'Half a Kelso', She enjoys one or more digits inserted into her anus but is not a fan of full penis penetration up the pooper, she is only 'Half a Kelso'. Alternatively, if the sexual experience can be likened to a hardcore porn movie, you would use the verb to describe the situation of having gone all 'Kelso' on her ass.
Example:
What was she like? On a scale of Zero to Kelso?


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