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Kindling
When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.
Kindle
contrary to popular belief its not just something that old ladies read dirty novels on but instead a super bad ass girl whos practically a comedian
Example:
1: Did you hear that hilarious joke Kindle said
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny
1: Did you hear that hilarious joke Kindle said
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny
kindle
Example:
old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?
old lady: a kindle
friend: ohhh
old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?
old lady: a kindle
friend: ohhh
Kindled
Example:
Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.
Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!
Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.
Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!
Kindle
the act of creating or more common, the attempt to create a relationship beyond friendship with the attractive, funny, and hard to walk away from girl/guy that everyone loves being around. Said person typically has multiple Kindlers, and doesn't realize it.
kindle
Example:
"I'm kindling now, call you back in ten minutes."
"I'm kindling the newspaper now, can't chat, will return call in one hour."
"Do you enjoy kindling with your Kindle?" "Yes, I do enjoy kindling."
"Hey, I've been kindled. My lates t book was packaged by Kindle as a Kindle book. It feels kind of good to be kindled."
"My book was out of print for a long time, but a new publisher reprinted it and put it on the Kindle menu and you could say my book has been rekindled. I love it!"
see my blog for more defs:
http://zippy1300.blogspot.com
"I'm kindling now, call you back in ten minutes."
"I'm kindling the newspaper now, can't chat, will return call in one hour."
"Do you enjoy kindling with your Kindle?" "Yes, I do enjoy kindling."
"Hey, I've been kindled. My lates t book was packaged by Kindle as a Kindle book. It feels kind of good to be kindled."
"My book was out of print for a long time, but a new publisher reprinted it and put it on the Kindle menu and you could say my book has been rekindled. I love it!"
see my blog for more defs:
http://zippy1300.blogspot.com
Kindle
An electronic device in which you can get mad chicks with by downloading their favorites books such as; Nicholas Sparks, Twilight, Gossip Girl, and other romantic books.
Example:
Girl: OMG is that a Kindle?
Boy: Yes, want to read together sometime at my house next to the fire?
Girl: OMG is that a Kindle?
Boy: Yes, want to read together sometime at my house next to the fire?