klaxon

klaxon is a bellSo if you want to call someone a bell end just call them a Klaxon



Klaxon
A horn on a car, but also an insult, meaning the person is loud and annoying (much like a horn). See "Devvo" on fat-pie.com to hear it in use!
Example:
You're a right bloody klaxon mate!


Klaxons
A New-rave band from New Cross, England. Described as "acid-rave sci-fi punk-funk". Known songs include Gravitys Rainbow, Atlantis to Interzone, The Boucer and Not Over Yet.
They can be seen wearing DIY clothes, holding glowsticks and making girls faint.
Members are Jamie Reynolds,James Righton ,Simon Taylor (aka Captain strobe) and Steffan Halperin.

"Myths of the near future" is due out in 2007.

Example:
Neu-waver: Klaxons are so MDMAzing!


klaxons
Klaxons are a psychedelic pop/ new wave band from London new cross
Example:
Person1: who's the fit one from klaxons??
Person2: eh they're all fit hehe
Person1: oh


Klaxon
A 'klaxon' is a man who is in a relationship with a women who is far superior than him in terms of looks and personality and he is punching far above his weight
Example:
person 1:Look how fit she is over there
person 2:yeah mate shes bang tidy,whats she doin with that ugly bastard tho!
person 1:yeah what a klaxon that bloke is!


Inflection Klaxon
You type this in brackets when you say something that could be misinterpreted in textual form so as not to cause undue offence to people.

By putting this after phrases, you can easily banter someone on WhatsApp etc without them having a strop cos you think they're really digging you out.
Example:
Drew, you are such an absolute gimp inflection klaxon


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