klingon
A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.
klingon
An alien life form from the Star Trek books, television series and movies, origially the enemies of the Federation. Also the Klingon language, tlhIngan Hol, a constructed language (conlang) invented by Mark Okrand especially for the Star Trek movies of the 1980s and Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series.klingon
1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.
Example:
Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
klingon
...A language full of pwnage that the trekkies are very fond of. I myself am a trekkie. (therefore i pwn j00.)
Example:
When you come across a trekkie, interrupt their starbabble immediately with, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"
Or be cool like me and costantly shout out,"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'!?" at random.
When you come across a trekkie, interrupt their starbabble immediately with, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"
Or be cool like me and costantly shout out,"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'!?" at random.
klingon
Example:
antwan: yo my bitch won't get off my D!
tyrese: you needs to kick that klingon to the curb.
antwan: yo my bitch won't get off my D!
tyrese: you needs to kick that klingon to the curb.
klingon
1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.
Example:
Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
klingon
any vehicle following behind another so as to avoid getting a speeding ticket. Usually a klingon hangs back a safe distance, matches your speed and is hard to get rid of. Alot like the pieces of poo that hang from your butt.
klingon
A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch
Also applies to friends of club promoters.
Also applies to friends of club promoters.
klingon
A piece of dung or excrement clinging to hair around the anus. See also dingleberries, dangleberries, dillberries, clinkers, winnets and wittens, bum tags, chuff-nu