man bun

a abomination to all that is right



man bun
(n): A questionably sexy hairstyle in which a man with hair of the medium to long (and usually greasy) variety secures said hair into a firmly rounded bun; also used to describe one half of the male buttock region.
Example:
Girl, check out that guy's sweaty man bun.


man bun
A pragmatic and trendy hairstyle for men who want to tie up their long hair.

In 2013, was considered avant-garde for some reason.

In 2020, still gets you girls and makes boys insecure.
Example:
Girl #1: That guy looks hot in a man bun
Girl #2: I want to fuck him


Man bun
An oxymoron in terms, as it is neither edible or a representation of masculinity.

May also be called a Bitch Biscuit, or as seen below, a douche donut.
Example:
Always remember to let down your man bun before going onstage for your drag routine.


Man bun
Modern term for a top knot, popularised by millionaire footballers who think they're film stars or catwalk models, and copied by hipsters and assorted idiots without a speck of individuality but stupidly think they're being different
Example:
Look at that stupid hipster cunt with his man bun, I'd like to set his hair and beard alight, the twat!


Man bun
An oxymoron in terms, as it is neither edible or a sign of masculinity, this hair “style” is defined by a Princess Leah type hair formation found atop the head of a male of questionable sexuality.
Also known as a Bitch Biscuit, or douche donut (as seen in another entry).
Example:
Always remember to let down your man bun before going onstage for your drag routine.


Man bun
This is a signal to all around that you are both useless, unimportant and the weakest human being ever.
Example:
Jon loves his Man bun. Because of this his girlfriend Zoe left him, all his friends left town and don't talk to him any more, as well as he was disowned by his family. Don't be like Jon cut your hair.


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