meat train

Another synonym for the human penis.



Meat Train
A Meat Train is when 3 or more men participate a sexual activity where they form a naked conga-line, in which they all thrust their hips in a back and forth motion whilst penatrating the person in fronts arse

Meat Training is most fun, when you do it on a cruise ship when all your other friends are watching the film 'seven pounds'
Example:
'Come on guys lets go for a long, hard Meat Train'


Meat Train
A Meat train is essentially a long line of men (Or anything with a penis) doing the Conga. The twist is that everyone participating in the 'Meat train' is naked and has there penis inserted into the person in front of them. The men will usually have there hands in the air and be singing the meat train song.

Meat Training, is so fun, but it really hurts my bum.

The last time i Meat Train'ed I got a Tuma in my Brain.

There was a Black Person with a mask, who stuck his penis in my arse.
Example:
One Man: "I'm Bored"
Other Man: "Lets Meat Train"


Meat Train
A 3 way between 2 males and 1 female with the male in the middle. When you're about to penetrate you yell "All Aboard!" And when you're about to cum you say "We are now arriving at your destination."
Example:
"My bi friend talked me into a meat train with him and his girlfriend"


Madison Meat Train
The act of filling a girl's anus with a pile of Wisconsin cow dung and then proceeding to ass bang the shit out of her while pouring melted Wisconsin cheese on the small of her back.
Example:
Seth: Hey, Kate, wanna do a Madison Meat Train on the fratio with me tonight?

Kate: Um no

Truman: Seth, that's fucking huff. (See "Huff")

Seth: *whimpers*


Midnight Meat Train
When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.
Example:
"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."


the midnight meat train
a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.
Example:
"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."


Ouroboros Meat-Train
Having enough people to loop an all-male conga-line with everyone penetrating the arse of the person ahead of them.
Example:
The gay orgy had enough people to create an Ouroboros Meat-Train, nobody was left out.


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