moldovan Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

moldovan

the last name of some romanian kids that live in southeast MI

Moldovan

by Stefan Bunachi on Jul 15, 2008 15:04:22

A group of people from the Republic of Moldova. The word Moldovan is used because nobody wants to be asssociated with romanians. Most rural/urban Moldovans dont want to reunite with romania because they know how fast gypsies settle in newly aquired areas

Example:
Miceal: dude, are you going to that moldovan-romanian unity march?

Stefan: (pulls out pistol, aims at Miceals head) What did you just say?

Miceal: ....um that we should maybe go support it?

Miceal 1990-2008

Moldovan

by JohnGHenry on May 16, 2008 02:48:17

an obscure group of people from an obscure country that has produced a mega group, which everyone can sing their single, but no one knows the name of the group or the name of the song.

Example:
Those numa numa are something else, what nationality are they?

Moldovan, is what is says on wikipedia, it must be in Africa.

Moldovan Worm

by MoldovanWormFan26 on Sep 08, 2023 13:22:33

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip

Example:
Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.

Dirty Moldovan

by JohnHogie on Jul 11, 2009 07:16:26

This is a sexual manuver when the man is doing the woman doggy style. First, he dips his dick in a container of mustard, and then proceeds to put his penis back into the woman. As the man is about to finish, he pulls out and he has to cum on a plate of pasta, and the woman then eats the pasta.

Example:
Sasha: Yo, do you know my sister, Masha?

Hogie: Yeah, I gave her the Dirty Moldovan

Moldovan Special

by Eric Lowenberg on Oct 30, 2007 05:34:27

When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.

Example:
Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."

Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"

Nick: "Profusely."

Moldovan is a nigger

by nogger_69 on Feb 20, 2018 02:39:51

lol

Example:
Moldovan is a nigger

Moldovan Back Lotion

by donthavesexwithmoldovans on Sep 05, 2012 12:03:02

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

Example:
"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

Moldovan Road Trip

by antmaninthanosass on Apr 18, 2019 15:41:34

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm

Example:
Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"

The Classic Moldovan Worm

by MoldovanWormFan26 on Sep 09, 2023 08:11:48

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm

Example:
The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild

Elsewhere

Latest Searches

I forgor, stupid kid, Viv, posh, Ramone, Barb, Lauraly, Fxck, skee, Becy, to man, back issues, romps, Daniel Bryan, Destroyer of worlds, Holy Cross, Moritz, jizim, meathod, my hero academia, on the DL, slews, marmite, skater, Okay looking, Third base coach, Champlain, NY, Penalty Merchant, 1312, very rude, Henry Louis Gates, presstitutes, only shit, put that, RIGHT IN THE FACE, Walrus, lonely, Johannah, loya, premadonna, corn ball, Mulligan, tray, We were there, Duuude, Tommy, fell out of bed, Sociologist, tre, oculus go, big score, megahurtz, Kiibo, White guy weird, plies, quite good, stormtroopered, illegalism, mistake, impudent, Da Heights, fairytale, Rick Flaired, filmographer, Abba, road cone, neppy, Four-Four-Floor, the test, Well fuck me, lighting the menorah, two hands, spiral out, dicking, icicle, shivver, the worms, January 22, Instant crush, bent, didja, Bootylicious, carter, manure occureth, namo, Tolly, The cooler, Biblical, cannon rush, super dangerous, Manure Hole, robe, Stewart Copeland, six packed, manure, manumission, Sariah, manufacturing, chappelled, duval, wingo hour, punked out, carburetor, manufacturer, Victoria Secret, Rebel, Manufactured pop, safe man, hang my meat, Synyster Gates, Manufactured heroism, Manufactured outrage, WITT, psychoanalysis, Morse, Banjo-Kazooie, Manufactured Dissent, emerald green, rubes, Manufacturability, Corporal, patches, Fringie, take turns, manuever, Jimmy Slip, rump, Manuelle, Fade Away, Channing Tatum, that ass, Manuel transmission, lb, Sometimes, Manuel Guillen, Tuesday, Bird Flu, jelly machiavelli, be grateful, carpooling, November 15th, white nigga, manuel, Kejon, awar, bluffton blunt, DSI, manuals, tim hortons, PARK JIMIN, outlines, it was fun, manual stimulation, alding, daily show, manual transmission, manual labor, summoning, manual, and i oop, Hang Drum, Manu fan, Nored, the realest, manu ginobili, NRA, inexperienced, floor, hoop, Manu Chao, Manu, not being funny, guage, Testes, Mantua, One year, we got the beat, mantra, Utsav, Beastiality, FACEBOOK STATUTE 371, logg, uptown, holistic, Manton, Mantoloking, be like that, Mantis, Switching stations, thanks for that, MAURICED, Whoaa, manties, nervous, MATT BRENNER, Lesbian Three-Some, manticore, 9 year old army, sully, Carrie Prejean, moldovan, I forgor, stupid kid, Viv, posh, Ramone, Barb, Lauraly, Fxck, skee, Becy, to man, back issues, romps, Daniel Bryan, Destroyer of worlds, Holy Cross, Moritz, jizim, meathod, my hero academia, on the DL, slews, marmite, skater, Okay looking, Third base coach, Champlain, NY, Penalty Merchant, 1312, very rude, Henry Louis Gates, presstitutes, only shit, put that, RIGHT IN THE FACE, Walrus, lonely, Johannah, loya, premadonna, corn ball, Mulligan, tray, We were there, Duuude, Tommy, fell out of bed, Sociologist, tre, oculus go, big score, megahurtz, Kiibo, White guy weird, plies, quite good, stormtroopered, illegalism, mistake, impudent, Da Heights, fairytale, Rick Flaired, filmographer, Abba, road cone, neppy, Four-Four-Floor, the test, Well fuck me, lighting the menorah, two hands, spiral out, dicking, icicle, shivver, the worms, January 22, Instant crush, bent, didja, Bootylicious, carter, manure occureth, namo, Tolly, The cooler, Biblical, cannon rush, super dangerous, Manure Hole, robe, Stewart Copeland, six packed, manure, manumission, Sariah, manufacturing, chappelled, duval, wingo hour, punked out, carburetor, manufacturer, Victoria Secret, Rebel, Manufactured pop, safe man, hang my meat, Synyster Gates, Manufactured heroism, Manufactured outrage, WITT, psychoanalysis, Morse, Banjo-Kazooie, Manufactured Dissent, emerald green, rubes, Manufacturability, Corporal, patches, Fringie, take turns, manuever, Jimmy Slip, rump, Manuelle, Fade Away, Channing Tatum, that ass, Manuel transmission, lb, Sometimes, Manuel Guillen, Tuesday, Bird Flu, jelly machiavelli, be grateful, carpooling, November 15th, white nigga, manuel, Kejon, awar, bluffton blunt, DSI, manuals, tim hortons, PARK JIMIN, outlines, it was fun, manual stimulation, alding, daily show, manual transmission, manual labor, summoning, manual, and i oop, Hang Drum, Manu fan, Nored, the realest, manu ginobili, NRA, inexperienced, floor, hoop, Manu Chao, Manu, not being funny, guage, Testes, Mantua, One year, we got the beat, mantra, Utsav, Beastiality, FACEBOOK STATUTE 371, logg, uptown, holistic, Manton, Mantoloking, be like that, Mantis, Switching stations, thanks for that, MAURICED, Whoaa, manties, nervous, MATT BRENNER, Lesbian Three-Some, manticore, 9 year old army, sully,