cock my bum
An expression of abject surprise; the user is so shocked that he/she has transcended the boundary between noun and verb and utilsed the word 'cock' as the latter.
Example:
Prima: Dude, Elly just pissed all over your cat while it was sleeping.
Secunda: Cock my bum.
Prima: Dude, Elly just pissed all over your cat while it was sleeping.
Secunda: Cock my bum.
plum in my bum
scum my bum
I Saw My Bum
my bum your bum
This is a couples' game; you blindfold one participant, then the other person sticks a digit in their bum and a digit in their partner's bum, one digit from each hand.
Then, wave the differing fingers under the blindfolded participant's nose, to see if they can guess which finger is which, whilst repeating with each finger swap... "My bum.... your bum?!"
Then, wave the differing fingers under the blindfolded participant's nose, to see if they can guess which finger is which, whilst repeating with each finger swap... "My bum.... your bum?!"
Example:
Let's play my bum your bum...
I recognise that shit smell anywhere.... that's not my bum , that's YOUR BUM !
Let's play my bum your bum...
I recognise that shit smell anywhere.... that's not my bum , that's YOUR BUM !
Makes my bum go in
When something makes you feel uncomfortable, vulnerable, overwhelmed and tense eg when your uncle hugs you for *slightly* too long
big fat nigger in my bum
my chemical bum cancer
A way of upsetting 13-16 year old females (mainly) by calling their new favourite "new" band My Chemical Romance overatted, shit etc
Even though its a shitty little insult it caught on round here and really hits hard to some.
Even though its a shitty little insult it caught on round here and really hits hard to some.
Example:
Really witty person:"so what bands do you like?"
MCR hag: " I heart My Chemical Romance"
RWP: "you what??? My Chemical BUM cancer??" (be sure to give "bum" more emphasis)
MCR hag: "shurrup, Gerard Way is well hot"
RWP: "FOOL!"
Really witty person:"so what bands do you like?"
MCR hag: " I heart My Chemical Romance"
RWP: "you what??? My Chemical BUM cancer??" (be sure to give "bum" more emphasis)
MCR hag: "shurrup, Gerard Way is well hot"
RWP: "FOOL!"