non-existent wang
A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a
juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these
whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.
Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.