of Life's

The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"



life
A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
Example:


no-lifing
to attempt to master a difficult videogame/puzzle/craft to perfection in a matter of days by sitting on your ass for hours on end as if (or because) you have no life.
Example:
i just got gta 4 yesterday, i'm totally no-lifing that shit for 100%.


Life
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Example:
Uff... Now that's what life should be!!


life
Life's a test..... do you pass?
Example:
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.

At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is...having sex.

At age 35, success is...having money.

At age 50, success is...having money.

At age 60, success is...having sex.

At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is...having friends.

At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.


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