old balls
by porch punk on Jun 08, 2011 04:08:04
a term describing people or things that are old, whether in a
chronological sense or
in theory. The connotation can be cast either good or bad light... but it's mostly bad. It's usually used to describe
grumpy old people but it can also describe some events and social climates.
old balls
by 1GMC2500 on Sep 21, 2011 21:24:19
A middle aged man who hangs out with younger guys trying to feel young again, but is still an old bastard. An "
old balls" is usually a racist and likes to drink beer and jack daniels while sitting around making fun of stupid porch monkeys. "
Old balls" likes to hear about other peoples
sex stories but has none of his own stories because again, he's an old fart. This person also has been known to give a dutch ruder or two and is known to leave
crows nest everywhere he goes.
Example:
Guy 1- Did you see what
Old Balls did last night?
Guy 2- No what the fuck did the old fucker do?
Guy 1- That mother fucker got shit faced off
jack n coke and sat around talkin shit about them dumb knuckle draggin forty drinkin yard apes, then he got caught in the bathroom giving Garrett a dutch ruder and left a
crows nest in the shitter!
Guy 2- What a fuckin gooncock!
Old balls
by Internet video master on Jul 14, 2006 01:56:14
Refers to a College
senior, and most applicable to a 5th or 6th year senior. Used commonly by Fraternity men in reference to the senior or (in
rarer cases)
5th year senior that is still living in the house, or attending classes.