ooft

Used when one is impressed by something; when a person is taken back by something.



ooft
A word whose contemporary defintion began in the north shore of Sydney. Ooft is used to describe a literal or metaphorical "hit below the belt" as well as a great deal of shock or surprise. Ooft can be a reply to a harsh insult. It is often used upon seeing an attractive person, as it is a hit below the belt to realise one's inferiority to said person.
Example:
"Ooft, got a 32% on my maths test"
-"you're a faggot"
-"ooft"
"Ooft, that girl was hot"


ooft
That weird barking a dog does when it doesn't quite let a full bark go, but makes a kind of woof. Sounds like they are saying "Ooft".
Example:
Postman: *delivers letters*
Dog: Ooft!
Owner: Shut up.


Ooft
Giving the sense of Shock, when a fit or 'good looking guy' passes
Example:
"OOFT!, He was BRAWWWW!"


Ooft
The emotion experienced on falling asleep, when you are very tired but knowing that you don't have to rise early the next morning; a combination of relaxation, joy, and dizziness.
Example:
"Ahhh...I am feeling ooft, now...". The sentence is rarely finished, as ooft commonly ends in sleep.


Ooft, I haff!
From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.
Example:
"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!


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