phat-ass

A variant on "phat". Not to be confused with fat-ass, which is used to describe people who are really freakin fat.



Phat ass
a booty that's in a ratio of at least 5:3 to the waist, well rounded, juisy and jeans-filling. has a bounce on it too
Example:
daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, she got a phat assssssss


phat ass
The perfect ass. The ass that an ass man would only dream of. The requirements for a phat ass are as follows: it must be firm enough not to be sloppy, it must be very round, it must exceed the waistline by at least 3 inches, and its owner must let you experience it.
Example:
Sam: Whoa look at that phat ass on that girl
Matt: Damn, id like to cut me a piece of that pie
Bogart: Me like asshole
Sam: No Bogart, its the ass we like, not the asshole
Matt: Whats wrong with you Bogart
Bogart: Me like the asshole!


Illusory Phat Ass
This is the illusion the majority of basic girls on Instagram and Tinder create in their pictures to make it appear as if they have a phat ass. Generally these girls will bend their bodies close to a 90 degree angle (practically breaking their back) or stick one of their legs out to achieve this illusion. They also will only take pictures from the side or from any other strange angle that can create such an illusion.
Example:
John: Dude, this chick looks hot as hell. Look at her ass! I should definitely swipe right
Brad: No, swipe left. She only took pics from side and she’s bending in all her pictures. She has an illusory phat ass


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