A replacement for any verb ever.

n.
1. The shelf of fat formed when a person who is overweight wears an extremely (or noticeably) tight shirt. This definition applies to the context of female obesity, only.

A white, almost completely trashy male (not to be confused with a red-neck or hick) that:
1. Often has a mullet.
2. Wears clothing from thrift stores, including old sweatshirts with NASCAR, sports teams, or wolves/eagles.
3. Usually works in a factory or installing drywall, if he works at all.
4. Can be found driving an IROC, Dodge Spirit, or maybe an early 90s Caprice.
5. Smokes and drinks daily, but only the most cheap beer he can find.
6. Is often a 3-day millionaire; ending up in the local dive bar.
7. Can be seen on a bicycle, usually because of a license suspension from having too many DUI's.
8. Will often hang out with Poogers (See: Pooger)
9. Rarely has a full set of teeth.
10. Usually thin, adding to their poor-looking social status.
11. Will wear tapered Jordache jeans if possible, and any no-name sneakers he bought when Zellers was still open.
12. Listens to late 80s, early 90s big-hair rock.
13. When he talks, there are noticeable traces of a raspy smoker's voice, accompanied with beer breath.
14. Says "Fack" and "Cacksucker" commonly in conversation.
15. Jean jackets.
16. Always broke, but never admit to it being their fault.

A cute animal, or rarely, a cute object (like a stuffed animal for example). Also used to describe people, as if they were your pets. Plural is poogs, or sometimes poogies.

Pronounced as poog, not pooj. It's thought to be a mixture of the words 'puss' and 'pig'.

Also see: kittens or puppies.

The mightiest of all men. He fights ignorant darkness in the name of wisdom, truth, courage, and honor.

Often accompanied by his brother and greatest Ally in the face of evil, Med.

1. The act of tickling a weasel
2. The sound a weasel makes when tickled
3. The act of being royally owned, as if tickled like a weasel

god like creature greater than all

Wonderful being seen across some platforms of the internet. Known for speaking in third person, being non-binary, and doing no harm. The Cult of Poog are followers of Poog, and basically the most wholesome beings on the planet.

dog poop you dorks nah JK ;p