poptarts
fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.poptart
Poptart
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Example:
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
poptart
poptart
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
poptart
Poptart
Example:
Woman #1: "I haven't heard from this guy in weeks. Now he wants to meet up."
Woman #2: rolls eyes "He's such a poptart...what a loser...block him."
Woman #1: "I haven't heard from this guy in weeks. Now he wants to meet up."
Woman #2: rolls eyes "He's such a poptart...what a loser...block him."
Poptart
N;
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.
poptart
1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.
2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.
2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.
Example:
Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.
Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.
Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.
Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.