Poptart
by Kitteh on May 08, 2005 09:26:00
N;
1. A stereotypically
ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not
Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of
bubblegum pop music.
Poptart
by Took on Dec 27, 2005 11:33:29
1) In my area,
a poptart is a word to describe those who are bent on the new culture of music, Pop being the leading, closely followed by
any R&B or Hip Hop artists. As in they only listen to their type of music and bash any other type of music they listen to. They tend to have no reguard for other types of music, and continue their violent
rampage on making 'their' type of music the 'number one'.
2) A tasty snack that can be eatten in the morning.
Example:
1) Person number one: Hey! Have you checked out that System of a Down CD?
Poptart: No way! OMG! That music is like, so stupid! I only like MY music. Like
Brittney Spears, and HILARY DUFF, and BLACK EYED PEAS! OMG!~
MY HUMPS!!!
121!
2) Person number one: I ate poptarts this morning!
Person number two: No fair! I just had that nasty poisoned school lunch.
Poptart
by poptarts anonymous on Jan 08, 2011 13:20:11
One of the many attempts to create an
N-word like term to describe white people. Essentially, whenever a white person is acting ignorant or foolish, or simply
too white, one may call them
a poptart.
Example:
Damn, theres more poptarts in here than a fucking
kellogs factory!
Imma throw you in the toaster
poptart!
Shut up you property-owning, money-having,
child-rearing, cracker-ass poptart!
Poptart
by PT4L on Feb 17, 2019 14:04:26
Example:
*Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*
Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped
in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.
Poptart
by URwatUeat on Aug 26, 2019 06:41:47
An individual who displays poor social skills and
touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes
poptarts and
Chicken Tenders exclusively.
Example:
"Sarah thinks she's
vaccine injured and tells everyone her name is
Jacob now. She's such a Poptart.
Poptart
by TShead on Apr 30, 2008 13:18:00
A reference to players in certain video games (
Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who
jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person
poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.
Example:
*
Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*
Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea?
What'll you do about it."
*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*