post-sex forkstream
when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.
Example:
Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.
Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.
Post-Sex Munchies
Munchies that you get after having sex, instead of after smoking pot.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.
Example:
Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!
Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!
Post-Sex Revelation
Pertains only to the male species.
After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.
He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.
After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.
He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.
Example:
I'm serious man, just fuck an ugly girl when you're desperate. I quit smoking and started doing all of my homework just because of that post-sex revelation.
I'm serious man, just fuck an ugly girl when you're desperate. I quit smoking and started doing all of my homework just because of that post-sex revelation.
Post Sex-Generation
Similar to the The Sex-Generation, the post sex-generation is a generation born in the early to late nineties and grew up between the years of 2000 and 2012. Those who are born in the sex generation, have grown up in a culture where sex is viewed as a less intimidating and "hush-hush" topic. This generation would be considered much more open-minded than The Sex- Generation, towards topics of and relating to sex. The act of sex in the post sex-generation is also more openly discussed than in the previous generation.
Post sex syndrome (PSS)
The Good mood your in after crazy sex, and you don't realize that your annoying others because you wont stfu.
post-traumatic sex
post traumatic sex disorder
Example:
Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!
Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.
Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!
Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.
Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder
When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event.
Example:
1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.
2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder
3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.
4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.
5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.
1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.
2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder
3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.
4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.
5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.