preening

when females partake in the use of marijuana smoking, particularly, when only in the presence of other females. smoking is often accompanied with other feminine activities such as eating chocolate, painting nails, watching chickflicks, etc. word origin: pretty + greening.



Preening
Mostly associated with females however also seen in males, preening is the act of trying to make oneself more attractive to a potential mate or person of the opposite sex.

A common preening technique is straightening of clothing or flicking of ones hair.
More showy forms of preening would include metaphorically wiping dust off ones shoulders showing they are smooth commonly seen in some men trying to impress.
Example:
Dianne saw an attractive guy sitting on the park bench

Guy looks up at her
Dianne instant ly reacted by preening herself, flicking her hair before walking past the guy


Preen
A child around the age of 10/11 who is trying to act like a teenager - wears teen clothes, makeup ect.
Example:
"Ewwww, i hate preens, they suck"


Preen
also applies to any teenager who tries to act like one, but whose parts haven't started working yet
Example:
Look at that preen flirting it up with those girls! They must be a foot taller than him!


Hair Preen
A classic move done by females to stroke their hair and indicate sexual interest to a guy.

It is rarely done unconsciously as a fixer upper to look better to the guy, but moreso as an obvious communicator, a sort of code language for being into someone.
Example:
That chick totally hair preened me the other day and did it until I noticed her, and she totally wanted the dick.


preen-up
An agreement that is signed prior to marriage where your fiancee/fiance agrees to keep up their physical appearance after you are married.
Example:
Looks like the hubby is sportin' a beer belly should have signed a preen-up, girlfriend!

Dude, your wife used to be a hottie now she is NOTtie...hope you signed a preen-up!


preening rod
A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
Example:
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."


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