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provision

The contents of a dish, usually pertaining to various vegetables in the dish such as fig, etc. A term used in various parts of the Caribbean particularly Trinidad and Tobago.

provisioning

by d3athp3nguin on Jul 12, 2011 04:35:47

1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.

2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.

Example:
Example 1

You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Example 2

Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."

provisions

by shady2ton on Aug 13, 2007 15:04:46

used typically as phone-slang for some kind of illegal substance, usually drugs.

Example:
Guy 1: Are you going to bring provisions?
Guy 2: Yes I'm meeting my guy in the Taco Bell parking lot in a hour.

provisioning

by Serge Rivest on Dec 07, 2005 11:32:21

In telecommunications terms, provisioning means to provide telecommunications services to a user. This includes providing all necessary hardware, software, and wiring or transmission devices.

Example:
Please be advised that provisioning of new services at DodgyISP inc. will be unavailable during christmas.

Provisionalism

by TakesNoCredit on Jul 22, 2016 12:11:15

Pro·vi·sion·al·ism: listening with an open mind, openness to new possibilities.

Example:
Thomas Jefferson believed in provisionalism. He argued that because no generation has a right to bind subsequent generations, the Constitution should expire every 19 years.

provisional

by Charlesdope on Mar 31, 2017 11:09:41

Some one who like to hoe around a more subtle term for a whore

Example:
She's my provisional

Provisionalism

by Deetmx on Nov 22, 2007 03:23:03

Pro-Visional-ism: Vision being the ability to see the future in this sense and pro being an influence, that being said provisionalism means having an influence on the future.

Example:
rebellion is an idea of provisionalism

Provisional Vote

by Brent S. on Nov 03, 2004 16:26:03

A vote coming from the morons of certain areas of a country, who have no idea where to go to vote so they hit up any voting place they can; causing votes that cannot be counted for up to 10 days delaying an election.

Example:
Save it for the last minute voter.

french provisional

by Creepy Craig on Apr 07, 2008 13:13:40

Usually a misspelling of the words 'French Provincial', could also refer to a line of cardboard temporary furniture in the French Provincial style.

Example:
"I won't be living here long, so I'll just furnish the place with some french provisional furniture."

Provisions

by Cocosmom on Sep 07, 2020 09:50:44

(n) term used to described the stash of food you plan to eat after consuming cannabis

Example:
“Which one of us is going to the store to get provisions?!”

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