notch in the bedpost
by hambone skeet skeet on Nov 20, 2013 05:43:57
A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by
representing that a person is
recognized solely as a past sexual
achievement.
Example:
Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...
Sarah?
Kyle:
Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
Fifth Bedpost
by Eaton Holgoode on Dec 20, 2017 21:02:05
Example:
I rode the
fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.
I broke in our new
canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.
He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
Bedpost Rammer
by kookmaster6969 on Apr 19, 2017 16:08:43
A person, most commonly a male, who thoroughly enjoys
ramming his bed post
in out of
his asshole repeatedly for his own pleasure.
notch in your bedpost
by qwertyasdfzxcv on Feb 28, 2007 09:32:57
Example:
I'm
just a notch in your bedpost.
Squat on my bedpost
by Mister Beattster on Jul 12, 2010 23:41:40
burping bedpost
by pentozali on Nov 09, 2005 02:19:27
Example:
Hi John! What instrument are they teaching you to
play now in
Woodwinds 101, burping bedpost?
the reason my bedpost is so shiny
by astrahjfgas on Oct 07, 2021 05:53:52
Example:
"oh my god did you see chad
brittany"
"
oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"