show pony
Usually A person that shows off in the public eye and does things just for the hell of it, usually dyeing hair regally. Commonly of gay sexuality
show pony
a narcissist who believes they are the best and everyone loves them heaps ( not as much as they love themselves though) but in reality they are a bitch with no friends who everyone hates.
show pony
show pony
a variation on the donkey punch.
the partner in front (on all fours) is wearing a leash - or a belt on short notice. the partner in rear holds out a fist, and yanks the leash, causing his/her partner's head to slam into the fist.
the same results as the donkey punch are achieved, now with 50% more erotic asphyxiation.
the partner in front (on all fours) is wearing a leash - or a belt on short notice. the partner in rear holds out a fist, and yanks the leash, causing his/her partner's head to slam into the fist.
the same results as the donkey punch are achieved, now with 50% more erotic asphyxiation.
Example:
"I dislocated my shoulder the other day, but I didn't want to NOT abuse my girlfriend, so I gave her the show pony."
"I dislocated my shoulder the other day, but I didn't want to NOT abuse my girlfriend, so I gave her the show pony."
Show Pony
Show Pony
Example:
The office of President of the United States is no place for a show pony. The job demands careful thought and strategic thinking.
The office of President of the United States is no place for a show pony. The job demands careful thought and strategic thinking.
Gym Show Pony
A gym show pony are usually newbies who try to act big and strong but they're actually clueless. They normally come in groups of 2 or 3, they spend their time gossiping talking about rainbows and unicorns and the guy/girl they met on the weekend, what they ate in the last couple days while glancing over their shoulder scanning others while they're working out. The usually do spot a few who they would like to compete with whether it's strength, endurance or what they're wearing. Gym Show Ponies waste their time by going from one machine to another only to do 5-10 reps on each one. They grunt while they deadlift to attract attention before slamming the barbell whilst giving their self claimed competitor a deadly affirmation that they're strong and try to beat that if you can. They proudly walk around as if they own the gym when in actual fact they look like they've got a dick stuck up their ass and they try to secretly wedge it out while they walk.
Example:
Selena is such a Gym Show Pony, all she does is watch other people and talk about her private life.
Kevin thinks his Mr hot shot. I died from laughter the moment I saw him leg press 100 pounds, I think he did 8 reps before he jumped off to catch his breath.
Selena is such a Gym Show Pony, all she does is watch other people and talk about her private life.
Kevin thinks his Mr hot shot. I died from laughter the moment I saw him leg press 100 pounds, I think he did 8 reps before he jumped off to catch his breath.
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Pony Show
The act of which a man and/or woman gets buck nasty with any horse breed available. Usually resulting in a nasty cumshot not worth viewing if you have recently eaten.
Example:
Sean- "dude, lets go to the pony show tonight!!!!!"
Zack- "nah, im pretty sure my mom is the host."
Sean- "oooooh.....well in that case....ill see ya later, ill tell you how it goes."
Sean- "dude, lets go to the pony show tonight!!!!!"
Zack- "nah, im pretty sure my mom is the host."
Sean- "oooooh.....well in that case....ill see ya later, ill tell you how it goes."