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simples

Term from the North of England, used to denote that actions are easy. Can substitute for "sorted". A contraction of "simple as simple does". Likely originates from the Lancashire area.

Simples

by the_dickie on Jul 07, 2009 21:23:04

Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.

Example:
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News

simple

by Brigitte Brock on Jun 20, 2003 07:14:33

when a person acts in a way that insults their own intelligence

Example:
Beth, you are SIMPLE!

Simple

by Daddy Dark on Nov 13, 2017 10:35:41

A word to use after you “roast” someone and or state a fact. Popular term used by the Youtuber SoLLUMINATI.

Example:
“My mans is a doo doo shirt and grey pants, SIMPLE.”

simple

by kuduman on May 03, 2011 10:10:41

Being happy with the current moment whether it's how you're wanting it to go or nor. Loving what you're doing or at least something about it. Spend some days outside every now and then just because. with neighbors friends or family.

Example:
That sort of stuff that makes you say, "man, what a good day." -simple

Simple

by andrew on Jun 21, 2003 04:56:25

One who is not very smart

Example:
What are you, simple?

Simples

by KnowingOne on May 25, 2013 20:59:00

A word first coined by Gnostic Bishop Tau Tia L Douglass in 2007.

Made up from the word SIMian and PeopPLE = Simple

Those whose genes are from simians, mixed with those of first humans to evolve.
Simples are of low intelligence and these make up the vast majority of the human population. They can not think for themselves, they need to be told what to do in all areas of life. They can be caring towards others, or violent depending on up bringing and mix of genes.

Another word for - Sheeple.

A Simple is - A person of low intelligence who can not think for themselves.

Simples - A group of people who can not think for themselves.

Example:
The Simples watch the news on TV and believe all of it, without question.

Talking to a Simple about world events, is like talking to a brick wall.

SIMPL

by Cur See OHHH on Feb 18, 2016 10:56:21

It is social media shorthand for -Shitting in My Pants Laughing-

Used for when LOL and LMAO are just not enough to express how hilarious Someones fucking post, statement or picture actually was.

Example:
someone posts "Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil was the first to walk on the moon and Michael likes to fuck little boys"
You reply "SIMPL"

simple

by youngthot on Oct 25, 2017 13:23:00

something that's so obvious that it's a victory. Something that's good, that's commendable.

Example:
You got that thot's number????? That's a fuckin simple.

simple

by siescierto on Jun 08, 2004 07:39:14

as in not complicated.

Example:
"god! why don't you get it?!?! it's so simple... I wanna DO you! do i have to spell it out for you?"

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