sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.



sleep on the couch
this is usually the punishment for us dudes that lives with our girlfriends or already married, if u piss off your wife, this is the least that she will do
Example:
Trevor: Man, i have to sleep on the couch for the next 2 nights..:(

Jack: Why?

Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend

Jack: LOL!!!!!!!


Let me sleep on the couch
When you want to do something that someone else will not let you do because it seems less fun than the alternative.
Example:
You come back home drunk and your friend is trying to force you into your bed, but you say, "Let me sleep on the couch", and they will not let up until you are sleeping in your bed.


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