softeners

Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.



Softeners
Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness
Example:
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?


soften
1. S - SMILE
2. O - OPEN POSTURE
3. F - FORWARD LEAN
4. T - TOUCH
5. E - EYE CONTACT
6. N - NOD
Example:
"soften time"


softener
1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.

Example:
A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!


Stool Softener
An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
Example:
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."


tooth-softening
adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.
Example:
Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."


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