solitaire

The act of masturbation. Originates from the card game of the same name, not only because the game is played alone, but because of the 'fapping' sound created when cards are placed on the table.



solitaire
a card game for people who can't find friends to play cards with, suck at socializing, or are extremely unpopular
Example:
Person 1: I want to play a card game but I can't find anyone to play with!
Person 2: You can play Solitaire
Person 1: Oh yeah!


solitaire
n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.
Example:
The lifeless loser is playing solitaire again....


solitaire
a name that people give there children, when they know that there child will grow to b a loner and follower.
to be one with urself.
Sum1 who is a loner
Example:
Solitaire is a Solitaire


Solitaire
Quite possibly the greatest game created by man. Can be played alone, which is absolutely badass. It's also pretty much the only thing a person does in computer class. Also when you beat it, the cards fly around like, fucking crazy ass birds!
Example:
Dude so what are you doing ritght now?

Suckin dick and playing solitaire man.


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