sometimes's

The scandalous act of only occasionally makin time for someone



Sometimes
Remember that one time when you said “raise your hand if you like dick” and your straight male friend went “yeah Sometimes” by mistake so you make fun of him for it now
Example:
Friend 1: That girl is hot
Friend 2: I bet you wouldn’t say that while doing Sometimes

Friend 1: Fuck you
Friend 2: No thanks I don’t do sometimes


sometimer
Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them.
they are cool with you some times, some times they are not
Example:
Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.


Sometimers
Forgetting things SOMEtimes rather than all of the time, referring to the disease Alzheimers (ALLzheimers).
Example:
Gunther: Remember that time we ate lasagna?
John: No...I can't recall, but I DO remember the time we ate waffles!
Gunther: Yikes, you've got a bad case of sometimers.


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