chicken soup
Chicken soup
When preparing for surgery or colonoscopy, the final product left in the toilet in the process of clearing the bowels; a yellowish broth-like and liquid bowel movement.
Example:
The doctor asked the nature of my last bowel movement prior to the procedure; I told her I had chicken soup.
The doctor asked the nature of my last bowel movement prior to the procedure; I told her I had chicken soup.
Chicken Soup for the Soul
Chicken Soup Party
Is when you bring, or are brought, chicken soup when you, or both parties, are sick. Only to completely fuck each other's brains out. Rarely, if ever, does anyone actually eat said soup.
Example:
Friend 1 - "Hey man I heard you were sick so I had my sister bring you some chicken soup. Did you like it?"
Friend 2 - "Oh! Yeah bro, it was absolutely fucking amazing! Best chicken soup party ever. I ate her all night!"
Friend 1 - "What? Her?!"
Friend 2 - "What!? Nothing! 'it' I said it. I ate 'it' all night... I gotta go"
Friend 1 - "Hey man I heard you were sick so I had my sister bring you some chicken soup. Did you like it?"
Friend 2 - "Oh! Yeah bro, it was absolutely fucking amazing! Best chicken soup party ever. I ate her all night!"
Friend 1 - "What? Her?!"
Friend 2 - "What!? Nothing! 'it' I said it. I ate 'it' all night... I gotta go"
Barney Chicken Soup!
Everyone shouts this when two people are about to fight! First heard in Gateshead schools in the North East in the 90s
Example:
Look Tom and Jerry are about to fight! Everyone crowds around shouting “Barney Chicken Soup!” Repeating until the first punch is made.
Look Tom and Jerry are about to fight! Everyone crowds around shouting “Barney Chicken Soup!” Repeating until the first punch is made.
Grandma's Chicken Soup
The best inside joke ever created. It's derived from Friends, and isn't necessarily meant to be dirty, but comes up like that anyways
Making Chicken Soup
chicken soup for the soul
The world famous Steak & Ale Pie, Chips, Peas, and extray on the gravay cha'mone.
As available from The Megabyte in Heriot-Watt Universitay Student's Association (on Friday at lunch time)
As available from The Megabyte in Heriot-Watt Universitay Student's Association (on Friday at lunch time)
Example:
John: I might not get pie today 'cos i'm feeling a bit under the weather.
Peter: But John, it's chicken soup for the soul, check check the cone.
John: I might not get pie today 'cos i'm feeling a bit under the weather.
Peter: But John, it's chicken soup for the soul, check check the cone.