stephanie meyer

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Stephanie Meyer
An author who deserves an award, probably because of the fact that she has brainwashed the most teenage girls in the smallest amount of time.

Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
Example:
(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is

(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week


Stephanie Meyer
The woman who very recently put feminism back another ten years by writting the cliché-chauvinist-atom-bomb of all teen books: Twilight.

Her books urge teen girl not only to want an Edward of their own, but to think they need one.

The main character, Bella Swann is weak, backboneless, and cares nothing about herself. Also, her height and weight in the books: 5'4'' and 110 pounds, indicate that she has a below-healthy BMI.

Sounds like some wishful thinking on SM's part.
Example:
"What you just said was so anti-feminist that it sounds like something from a Stephanie Meyer book!"


Stephanie Meyer
A common misspelling of the name Stephenie Meyer.

Stephenie Meyer is most known for writing the Twilight Saga, and ninety-five percent of Urban Dictionary writers love to flame her, the remaining five percent praising her like she's their only reason to live.

See Stephenie Meyer. I recommend you read my indifferent definition which should probably be posted by the time you read this.
Example:
XxUnoriginalEmoScreennameXx: dont u hate stephanie meyer?? we should get together and asassinate her

ScreennameMadeToSoundLikeNinja: I don't really give a damn, but if you're going to flame her try to get her name right.


Stephanie Meyer
The worst writer in the history of the world. Known for her shitty Twilight series, her books make me sick. If you're thinking about reading Twilight, don't. It's all about some weak ass slut who's afraid of her own shadow who is also anorexic and falls in love with a "vampire". He's really just some stupid fuck who wears body glitter to be more attractive, but makes him look gay and climbs trees. Both Bella and Edward combined have the intelligence of a jellyfish (meaning that both of them have no brains). All they like to do is have sex with each other. So Stephanie Meyer is a really bad writer who can't take criticism.
Example:
Damn, I really want to send Stephanie Meyer some negative feedback.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.


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