stopwatch
1. A time-keeping device.2. A phallic innuendo originating from the Torchwood television series, a spin-off of Doctor Who.alaskan stopwatch
When doing a girl from behind, and she reaches around and pulls the condom off and puts you back in her raw.
Example:
My girlfriend and I were going at it doggystyle last night, and she wasn't feeling me with the condom on. So she pulled the old Alaskan Stopwatch on me and we fucked like crazy.
My girlfriend and I were going at it doggystyle last night, and she wasn't feeling me with the condom on. So she pulled the old Alaskan Stopwatch on me and we fucked like crazy.
Stopwatch Effect
When a man tries to use the restroom, such as in a urinal, and another man walks in and begins speaking, breaking Male Bathroom Etiquette. The first man's stream then begins to stop flowing, and begin, as the second man starts and stops talking.
Example:
Man #1: *urinating*
Man #2: *urinating* Hey, Bob.
Man #1: *stops urinating* Stop talking, you're giving me the stopwatch effect.
Man #1: *urinating*
Man #2: *urinating* Hey, Bob.
Man #1: *stops urinating* Stop talking, you're giving me the stopwatch effect.